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I will miss you Billy Mays. Rest in Peace.

ASCAP Idiocy
http://news.slashdot.org/story/09/06/22/225207/ASCAP-Wants-To-Be-Paid-When-Your-Phone-Rings?from=rss
Oh yes, ASCAP thinks having ringtones play when you’re in public is a copyright violation. Heh. While I suppose if I make them myself, this may be true; however, if I have purchased a ringtone from a store, the license comes with it and I can play it as often as I like as long as it’s on the damn phone.
I say suck it, ASCAP!